Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Haydn Jokes More Haydn Jokes

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers