Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.