Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Haydn Jokes More Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.