What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!