What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.