How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine