How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What did the drowning number theorist say?

logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object