How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.