How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.