What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.