What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.