What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers