What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.