What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.