What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."