What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know