What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.