What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.