Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.