becuase his peckers on his head
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
An alarm cluck !
He wears a coat and pants.
Muay Thai
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
The doctor said it was all in her head
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)