Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.