Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.