Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed