Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.