Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!