Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!