How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.