How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!