How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.