Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.