Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.