Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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My eyes! My eyes!

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Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.