How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.