How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)