How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)