How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.