How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)