How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)