Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any