Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.