Because it hurts and they deserve it
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Because I got eye lashes.
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
One good turn deserves another.
Even art majors deserve recognition
