Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.