Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.