Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road