Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.