Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.