Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.