How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire