How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"