How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.