What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"