What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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