What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.