What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.