What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.