What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.