Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found