Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
A Biceptual
Because he liked to meddle.
Five Guys.
guy who invented ketchup packets
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
The baa-baa shop.
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Curried.
