Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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This guy.

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Get out of my son.

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To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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A bald man.

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Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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