What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.