What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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