What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..