He likes it dirty.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
A vacuum cleaner.
He found Hillary's emails
They know people will blow them.
He doesn't know he's black.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.