Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
He was on the "No Fry" list.
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
Quit Russian.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
Gladiator.
