Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
They're good at planting evidence.
Officer on doody.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Hit him in the face with an axe
