Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Cantaloupe...
The leash goes slack...
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Because he was always in a cent.
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
So they won't run into each other in the dark.