Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters