What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries