What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables