What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!