How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)