How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.