How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)