How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...