How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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They pull out on time.

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How high you tie it on a tree.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?