How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.