How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)