How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.