How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack