What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.