What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.