Slack Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...