How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.