How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.