How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.