How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack