How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack