How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.