Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...