Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...