Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.