Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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What do you call a blind german guy?

A not see.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!