What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!