What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!