What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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German Shepherd pie.

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It means nothing to them.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!