Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD