Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.