Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote