Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.