Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!