What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.