What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.