What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!