What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.