How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.