How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack