How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.