How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste