How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why aren't hippies good pitchers?

Because they're always high and outside.