Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "