Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!