Buck-teeth!
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
Because dentists like everything straight and white.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A rake.
Buck teeth!