What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh