What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

What do you call an all Sikh band?

N'Singh.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.