What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.