What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh