Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
When he's a billionaire.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
A leperchaun!
A little stiff.
A Nanak Nanak joke.
Because you might get Sikh
