What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh