Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Hinduism Jokes More Hinduism Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh