Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Hinduism Jokes More Hinduism Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh