What is the difference between a man and a woman?

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.