What is the difference between a man and a woman?

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.