Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo