Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.