Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust