Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?