Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?