Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile