What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile