What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain :D

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh