What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain