What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.