What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.