Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)