Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'