Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Pedi-files

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.