Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...