Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)