Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good