When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.