When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied