What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Double Entendre Jokes More Double Entendre Jokes

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.