What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

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