What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.