Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.