Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Moonopoly.

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anything with curry in it.

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!