What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer