What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!