What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.