What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.