What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Cindy Jokes More Cindy Jokes

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

2 Child Jokes More 2 Child Jokes

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children