Cindy Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

2 Child Jokes More 2 Child Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit