Cindy Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

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Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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