Cindy Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.